Pygmy of Triviality

Well, it's an idiot heart.

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thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

(via linnealurks)

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hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

sonnetscrewdriver:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

kakapokitty:

autumnyte:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

#you are terribad at acting

#also hearing Hannah and Shay’s voices made me miss them

#what could possibly go wrong with a bear costume?

#when fanfic attacks

#why aren’t there more people aboard this ship?

#HOW HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF MAKING MY OWN COOKIE BUTTER

#look at his feet!

#because fuck the universe

#never use the wrong pronouns for Shay but especially not when they’re wielding a chainsaw

#YOU ARE SO SMART

#Also

#What a spectacular moose knuckle

#Why so much???

#How is it people who basically bullshit for a living don’t know bullshit when they see it

#look - the longer you look at it the more dicks you see

#because - REBLOGGING BECAUSE DIK DIK

#never buy a ps3 from gorim

you're something of everything aren't you cupcake

also try to remember that you not liking tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks doesn’t mean you have carte blanche to deride a whole culture

what a dickblister though.

when your cousin-in-law forgets who you’re married to

why tumblr why

how do you feel about being woken of a morning by Steff playing the world’s loudest piano?

look at his cold dead eyes

because my parents were hippies that’s why

never okay

I swear my tags are normally fairly normal, you know.

YOU GO TO HELL AND FUCK THE DEVIL WHEN YOU GET THERE.

ALSO SWEET ASS TANKARD

What do you mean ‘Not cost effective?’

When Insectivores Attack

WHY AM I EVEN WONDERING ABOUT THE LOGISTICS OF THIS

HOW DO THEY FIND ME

LOOK AT THE BOOOOOOONES

Because I’m so out of touch with the mainstream modern world if I’VE heard of a famous person then they are Proper Fucking Famous.

Never corner a weasel

and YOU love him

ALSO damn nice uniform

WHAT? Who is this young ginger boy he’s started hanging out with??? He never mentioned him to me!

WHEN you cycled by Here began all my dreams The saddest thing I’ve ever seen And you never knew How much I really liked you 

WHY do I always feel like Moffat is masturbating as he writes these lines?

HOW come someone hasn’t noticed that I’m deadand decided to bury meGod knows, I’m ready”

LOOK AT YOUR FACE

BECAUSE fuck Moffat

NEVER SORRY EVER

Filed under Oh god Moffat Turlough and Smiths lyrics I sense a pattern

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No one asked, at any point, if Mitt Romney might give up on his presidential ambitions because he wanted to spend more time with his litter of grandkids. Fuck, no one even asked in 2012 if Tagg Romney would do less on the campaign trail because he just got two new babies. No one asked because not only did no one care, but because everyone assumed that things would go on as normal because that’s what the fuck people do, men, women, grand or otherwise. The only reason anyone is talking about this is because Hillary Clinton has lady parts. And, no matter how you wanna sputter, “But…no,” it comes out sexist.
Mitt Romney Became a Grandfather Eight Times While Running for President and No One Gave a Damn (via samuraifuckingfrog)

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Shabogan Graffiti: Unredeemed

"Now, on one level - fine.  People are not morally consistent.  People all do bad things, even broadly good people.  And shitty people sometimes do good things, etc etc etc.  This is all obvious, or should be.  And nobody wants simplistic, moralistic storylines which give us clear goodies and baddies and reassuringly makes the goodies perfect and the baddies irredeemable, and comfortingly has the goodies resoundingly and unambiguously triumphant.  That sort of thing just makes for bad stories, at any level.  
But.  But but butty but butty but but but.  Butsworth.  Buttington Buttarama….”

Yes to all of this. I’m a big fan of morally ambiguous characters, but the shows they appear in should still have a moral compass, otherwise its just awful people being awful. There HAS to be a yardstick to judge things by. 

(Big ol’ spoilers for the last ep of Game of Thrones, btw)

Filed under shabogangraffiti game of thrones moral ambiguity and how its presented and what it means

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50s-dad:

fivehundredrevolutions:

A handy guide to some of the terrible things the Mail has printed since 1924.
This barely scratches the surface, though, I find it hard to believe they didn’t do anything terrible between 1956 and 1984.

and yet people still use it as a source
leftists from outside the UK still use it as a source
you all need to stop using the Daily Mail as a source FOREVER. Do not reblog, do not link, do not go to their site because they profit off ad traffic, and tell anybody you see doing any of these to immediately and permanently stop. We can’t run them into the ground but we can at least put a little dent in their profits and we can at least stop legitimising their bile by giving them anything other than negative attention.

50s-dad:

fivehundredrevolutions:

A handy guide to some of the terrible things the Mail has printed since 1924.

This barely scratches the surface, though, I find it hard to believe they didn’t do anything terrible between 1956 and 1984.

and yet people still use it as a source

leftists from outside the UK still use it as a source

you all need to stop using the Daily Mail as a source FOREVER. Do not reblog, do not link, do not go to their site because they profit off ad traffic, and tell anybody you see doing any of these to immediately and permanently stop. We can’t run them into the ground but we can at least put a little dent in their profits and we can at least stop legitimising their bile by giving them anything other than negative attention.

(via burntlikethesun)

Filed under staid righwing fanfiction of the news was the description given by I think teatimebrutality I fucking hate the Mail never support it

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linnealurks:

This just in: Billie Piper is a Moffat critic.

From a report on AwesomeCon by thebadddestwolf:

  • She said she liked the subtlety of her Doomsday send off and ruminated on how that subtlety would have been lost had Moffat written Rose’s goodbye.
  • She also talked about how she finds Moffat’s Who really confusing and said David had to help her figure out the 50th script. She sidestepped a question asking if she was disappointed to come back as The Moment and not Rose, but said David, Matt, John Hurt, etc helped her with that role in the 50th.

Yeah, last time I watched Doomsday, I couldn’t help but think that Moffat would have had five minutes of Rose telling the Doctor what a wonderful, impossible man he was, and that everyone loved and needed him so much, rather than two people with breaking hearts, not talking about the matter at hand, and not knowing what to say. I think I know which idea resonates more, and is much more satisfying. 

Filed under Look I'm just never going to be a Moffat fan okay?